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Nike Talk 

A place where buncha sneaker heads talk about sneakers, girls and the most hyped up shit. They're all herbs, well most...however, the biggest bitches are Dirty, Cedmilz, Pharrell, Dreinc and many other dicks. If you wanna see buncha e-thugs (bitches whos on the computer talking mad shit) fiend over the ugliest girls, for example DJ BANA (who is a very sweet girl...but she's hideous), and the clothes Jay-Z wears, then it is the place for YOU!~
Hey! Let's go on NikeTalk and be gay!
Nike Talk by illforreal January 26, 2005

niketalk 

Where sneaker and non-sneaker heads alike beast over sexy pictures of girls posted by different dudes. {post hot girls you know, post your pic, big breast appreciation, big booty appreciation).

Also, where some of the funniest posts in internet history live.
"yo did you see that chick on niketalk? she baaad.. BEAST MODE"
"nah dude quit trippin."

(insert Tiger Woods pic)
niketalk by Powfo October 3, 2007
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Niketalk 

An exclusive forum for sneakerheads, superior to ISS (sole collector forums).

The first rule of Niketalk is, you do not talk about Niketalk

The second rule of Niketalk is, you DO NOT talk about Niketalk.
A conversation almost about Niketalk:

sneakerhead #1 "I read about those shoes on Niketa-"

sneakerhead #2 "shhhhhh!"

sneakerhead #1 "Oh my bad, I read about those shoes on ISS"

sneakerhead #1 "Wtf dude, just go back to ISS"
Niketalk by mccj23 September 5, 2010

NikeTalk 

Where a bunch of 20+ year old fags go to talk about sneakers. If you are in high school, it is fine. If you are in college or above - you are a total cuntbag for posting on a shoe forum.
My friends and I left the Blue Oyster Cult bar to go home and post on NikeTalk.
NikeTalk by NikeTalking August 23, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026