Nigger's Night Gown 

The act of taking a dump on a sitting human and lap dancing the now smeared shit all over their lower body and torso.

Horny White Boy: "Yo man I heard Letisha totally gave Todd a nigger's night gown last night!"

Horny White Boy #2: "There were men lining up for them at the party! I feel sorry for the guys that were up after she needed to take ex-lax to shit."

Nigger's Night Gown by SeargentCoolWhip March 11, 2011

Voltron Nightgown

Pretty much the only sex position in which a man can pleasure 4 women at once.

When I found myself alone with four women they jumped on me and we formed a Voltron Nightgown

Voltron Nightgown by DMGabe July 19, 2010

nightgowning 

(v.) the act of hiking up one's leg garments in order to hide them under a longer than normal torso garment to provide one's peers with the appearance that you are not wearing said leg garments

When Jeph's jersey was hanging over his shorts he looked like he he had a nightgown on. He was actively nightgowning.

nightgowning by Poundtowner January 18, 2010

Voltron Nightgown

An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery.

Theresa? I heard her cooter is so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get off.

Voltron Nightgown by Felio July 25, 2009

nightgown 

Pistol

never leave the house without my nightgown

nightgown by Thug Ca$ual June 26, 2016

New Jersey Nightgown 

An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.

"Dude, I went to Walmart to buy a Bon Jovi CD and I saw 6 people wearing a New Jersey Nightgown.

New Jersey Nightgown by Lildonger415 March 29, 2023