An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrongwith him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
you know how when you're born, and you're white as fuck, but you're entire family is darkskin, but then throughout the usually 2 to 3 years that you're white, you slowly turn lightskin and get darker and darker, until you become darkskin, process usually is 2 to 3 years from when you're born
person 1: yo I saw this picture of you when you were a baby, and you was hella white.
person 2: yeah, I just got niggaified though