nigger rigging

To fix something regardless of how it looks and ther amount of time it lasts. Using any materials that are available to you in a creative way to make something work.

Using rubber bands to hold your steering wheel in place, because you lost the bolts that are supposed to hold it.

Using pizza boxes for blocking the wind from your windows.

using duck tap to hold shit to your car.

use a coat hanger to hold the mufler on your car.

its like being a ghetto macgeiver.

using home theater speakers for your car system.

rigging your protable cd player to your tape deck and saying you have a dope system.

or using the portable cd player with the tape player cause the cd player is broken.

using a 22 bullet as a fuse cause your headlights went out.

using surrand wrap and a rubber band or a baggy as a condom.

using duck tape for waxing.

using coca cola to eat the rust so you can bust the bults off the wheels.

using the dushing fluid bottles as a squirt gun.

by shane o , pootie, n' brad February 12, 2005

nigger-rigged

to rig something up half assed so that it works well enough, but doesn't work the way it is supposed to.

I had to nigger rig up my cd player in my car.

by caitlin February 26, 2005

nigger rig it

To put something together in a very poor manner

When Ben's car made funny noises he said "they diddled my muffler" but when his car fell apart Tony said "They just nigger rigged it"

by Roberto Medina March 19, 2005

nigger-rig

a less effective method of repairing something that has been broken or damaged which usually will end up broken again.a more derogatory way of saying african american engineering

my dog ate my wire to my tv so i had to nigger-rig it because i didnt want to miss the superbowl.

by lkjium March 2, 2006

nigger rig

To temporarily fix a mechanized object (usually an old car) using either a coat hanger or duct tape.

"Dude, my muffler broke off and it was all draggin on the ground - so I nigger rigged it with a coat hanger."

by Fuzzycom July 21, 2005

Nigger-rigged

Something improperly fixed, often mechanical or electronic. It is a derogatory term derived from "jerry-rigged" which came into use from the confusion of "jury-rigged," a nautical term for a makeshift replacement of rig that has been damaged or lost overboard, and "Gerry-built," which referred to the low quality of German manufactures in the latter part of the 19th century. Also known euphemistically as "Afro-Engineering" or "Colored Engineering"

all black people in the world, no matter where from, have always nigger-rigged their cars

by weapnsdealer January 12, 2007

nigger rig it

to temporarily "fix" something using whatever materials are at hand. Perfectly acceptable in an emergency, but not as a general rule.

My bike chain broke when I was ten miles from the house.
What did you do?
I asked this guy for some duct tape so I could nigger rig it to get home.

by todd's big dick January 21, 2008