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Nigerito 

A large Nigerian man that has busted a fat nut on a dorito.
Mmmm.. those nigeritos you made last night were delicious
Nigerito by The mightiest nut October 6, 2018
An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009

niggerious 

The act of acting like a nigger. Nigger like conduct.
Leroy drank all my 40's last night and didn't save me any, that shit was niggerious.
niggerious by wilburscott January 20, 2008

niggeritous 

A term to describe the feeling of not wanting to move or do anything after a large meal. Stonger affects are brought on when one smokes a few joints before and after a thanksgiving dinner.
"I can't do nothing right now I got niggeritous"
niggeritous by Doc geezy October 3, 2007

nigeritious 

when you tired, sleepy, exhausteed from bein so full of food
i got nigeritious
nigeritious by true hispanic December 26, 2009

niggaritus.

(n) The feeling of being sleepy after eating food.
Thank you for the dinner, but I'm sorry I cannot stay any longer because of my niggaritus.
niggaritus. by sleepingjasmine November 14, 2015