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Nigel Toussaint 

When a man who is on a mission, goes viral and has been building an empire on many different platforms.

A Man of Great esteem who is able to set goals, and accomplish the mission.
A man who does not depend on outside forces to help him, choosing to help himself.
A builder of alliances.
Nigel Toussaint Must be Nigeleht
Wow I just want to be like Nigel Toussaint.
Ah Theres Nigel. The man we need for the plan.
Nigel Toussaint by Nigeleht October 3, 2018

nigel farage 

a huge cunt who is constantly screbbing
Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage] is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad
nigel farage by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019
An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009
A Nield is very beautiful and will always be there for you, if you have a Nield in your life then you are very, very lucky, dont ever let them go. Nield's bring a smile to your face when ever you are with them. They make you laugh until you carnt breath. If you are a Nield then your lucky! Always happy and cheerful, smiley and very hard to upset, but try not to anger a Nield because then you have made a really bad mistake and you will regret it! Nields are good at revenge and love to have fun and go wild, they love to embarrasse them self and can somtimes be quite shy. They can be trouble makers but they are never goody two shoes. Mess with the Nields and they will mess with you because they are not soft no matter how 'soft' they look, they are good at lieing and are very smart, the girls are hot, sexy and irresistable and the boys are strong, dumb but very easily angerd.
They are very nice people to love and they will love back, they dont fall in love easily so you will be EXTREMLY lucky if they love you, you will be really lucky to if your even kissed one or more ....
Random - Whos that?
Random2 - Ohh thats a Nield, you dont want to mess with them.
Random - They look nice.
Random2 - Ohh they are the nicest people you know, you'll be lucky to know them,but get on the wrong side and you'll wish you never met them ...
Random- what they called?
Random2 - Lucii and Hayley Nield
Nield by LnLrRaLl April 22, 2011
hey nigel29 aka noodle, it's a legend
nigel29 by nobody.22 January 22, 2023

Nigella Express 

Nipping downstairs in the middle of the night for a quick wank by fridge light.
Wanking by light for quick gratification "Nigella Express"
Nigella Express by Janinsbrown August 5, 2009