A type of excruciating pain affecting the entire head for several hours after listening to a selection of tracks from the derivative Canadian schlock-rock band, Nickelback.
Note: The headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.
Possible side effects include: shopping at Wal-Mart, driving a Hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of sex drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.
Note: The headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.
Possible side effects include: shopping at Wal-Mart, driving a Hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of sex drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.
"I was driving, on my way to work, but I had to pull over and call in sick...another damn Nickelback headache..."
"At first, I thought that Staind was playing, but by the time I realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and anal leakage had already begun"
"At first, I thought that Staind was playing, but by the time I realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and anal leakage had already begun"
by BallBusta9000 December 22, 2008
A person that lives in modest to poor conditions that votes for right wing and tea party extremist because they identify them as ass kickers and macho... even though it is most likely detrimental to their personal finances.
Believes ALL the problems in America are created by welfare queens, homosexuals, Muslims, illegal immigrants, atheists, and LIBERALS.
Comparable to a redneck or an asshole or a tea-bagger and usually a douche-bag.
Thinks that a Red Dawn event would be a good thing to get rid of all of those "pinko quairs" that hate 'Merica.
Believes ALL the problems in America are created by welfare queens, homosexuals, Muslims, illegal immigrants, atheists, and LIBERALS.
Comparable to a redneck or an asshole or a tea-bagger and usually a douche-bag.
Thinks that a Red Dawn event would be a good thing to get rid of all of those "pinko quairs" that hate 'Merica.
A Nickelback Republican believes EVERYTHING that is put on the air on Fox NEWS as is a fact rather than opinion.
A Nickelback Republican Worships Sean Hannity; Bill O'Reilly; Chuck Norris; George W. Bush; Ronald Reagan
A Nickelback Republican Worships Sean Hannity; Bill O'Reilly; Chuck Norris; George W. Bush; Ronald Reagan
by false pair o dime October 1, 2012
A test that it is 100% necessary to give to all of your friends before continuing your relationships. The test must be delivered in an inquisitive tone, as to trick the friend into thinking you are also a fan of the band.
Through the administration of this test, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely in society, leading to our nationwide radio stations being freed from their reign of terror.
Through the administration of this test, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely in society, leading to our nationwide radio stations being freed from their reign of terror.
"Hey Nick, I just saw that there is a Nickelback concert here in June. You want to go?"
"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"
"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."
"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"
"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."
by jblakely April 14, 2010
by theslowwonder January 26, 2012
Something that gets hate only because the rest of the general public hopped on that old hate train. Goes hand in hand with the Android Effect.
"Hey man you check out that new Nickelback?"
"Nah Nickelback sucks dude, screw Nickelback!"
"You ever listen to them?"
"Nope."
"Wow, you are a living and breathing example of the Nickelback Effect."
"Nah Nickelback sucks dude, screw Nickelback!"
"You ever listen to them?"
"Nope."
"Wow, you are a living and breathing example of the Nickelback Effect."
by Anyone up for Denny's? October 25, 2018
Mountain Dew, Monster, or any other high-sugar caffeinated soft drink to which white males aged 15-35 become addicted while listening intently and crying softly to the songs of Nickelback and Linkin Park.
Popular in suburban America but can be found elsewhere.
Popular in suburban America but can be found elsewhere.
Trevor: “Yo Kyle’s put on a lot of weight since the summer started.”
Mikey: “Yeah bro, his girlfriend dumped him so he’s been playing cod and hitting that Nickelback crack.”
Mikey: “Yeah bro, his girlfriend dumped him so he’s been playing cod and hitting that Nickelback crack.”
by daltonjfk September 1, 2019
Hating something just because other people do, and not because of your own judgemental. A couple good examples include pineapple on pizza, Nickelback, and Minecraft
by Total Nonsense January 17, 2022