Nicholas Cage 

The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.

I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.

Nicholas Cage by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Nicholas Cage Syndrome 

When you have the same facial expression no matter what emotion you're supposed to be showing.

Dude! Smile a little bit!

I can't, I have Nicholas Cage Syndrome.

Nicholas Cage Syndrome by teen angst February 14, 2015

Nicholas Cage 

A very bad piece of acting

"aww dude that actor just did a Nicholas Cage"

Nicholas Cage by Sir Laminator October 27, 2008

nicholas cage 

When two sexual partners kneel ass to ass and simotaneously defecate in an attempt to insert eachother's feces into their own ass.

They were making love passionately when Jim suggested to Dan that they do the nicholas cage.

nicholas cage by Choniqua October 16, 2007

nicholas cage 

a immortal who is also an actor. nicholas cage will walk the earth for years to come. if you look up nicholas cage being an immortal you will see a picture of him from the civil war.

nicholas cage has lived for centuries.

nicholas cage by Hawn Gnarley July 21, 2014

Nicholas Cage 

A slang for marijuana used so as not to draw police attention.

"Yo mang where did you leave Nick Cage?"

"Hey Mendon we're all partying, come by with Nicholas Cage"

"Nick Cage is a great man"

Nicholas Cage by Michael Scott October 26, 2005

The Nicholas Cage Effect 

The hindering effect that the lack of acting prowess possessed by one Nicholas Cage has on any movie in which Nicholas Cage performs. It is identified by the lack of variation between any of the characters portrayed by this actor leaving all of his characters relatively ambiguous and uninteresting. Also when a character is brought up in common conversation, it is nearly indiscernible which character they are talking about.

"Hey did you go see that new Nicholas Cage movie where he could see the future?"
"Oh yeah, "Next," I didn't really enjoy that one."
"Yeah, me neither, but I was talking about "Knowing.""

An example of the Nicholas Cage Effect would result by watching any Nicholas Cage Movie, and then make a check-list. Does he have long flowing hair? Does he do a lot of epic running? Does he carry a flashlight? Does his face start on fire? Does he see the future? Most of the items listed above are usually true of any Nicholas Cage movie allowing you to see the future that the Nicholas Cage movie you are currently watching is probably going to be a colossal waste of your time.

The Nicholas Cage Effect by 3pj December 15, 2010