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Nicholas Jonas 

A sixteen year old teen sensation and inspiration, fellow Jonas Brother, subject of most teen girls' fantasies, and type 1 Diabetic. Nick is known for his curly brown locks, sweet voice, and face of an angel. He is a very talented singer, songwriter, drummer, pianist, and guitarist. Once dated Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez. He was young, and stupid. Performed multiple times on Broadway when younger. Hardcore Christian, who also wears a purity ring, to many girls' dismay. Basically, Nick is an angel fallen from Heaven.
Nikki: Laura, look at that light across the room! Is the sun in here or something?!
Laura: No, that's just Nicholas Jonas (:
Nicholas Jonas by laur*jonasx July 28, 2009

nicholas jerry jonas 

A gorgeous creation, the youngest in the band the jonas brothers. has two older brothers, Paul Kevin JonasII, and joe jonas. they are 18, and 20. nick is 15, and is a type one diabetic, as of 2005. he has a younger brother. frankie who recently turned 8. NEVER WENT OUT WITH MILEY CYRUS! (if you follow that miley link, don't listen to them calling her a slut, and skank. she really isn't and is never going to be britney spears. i love her, even if she may be a little slutty, but can i ask... when you were fifteen.... were you too? yea thats what i thought. Nick jonas grew up in whycoff new jersey, and was born in dallas to a religious family. he (among his brothers) wear a purity ring, implying that hes gonna stay pure until marriage. (AWWW!!) it says poned on it. it was made in Disney world in 2007. he is also known as nick, and he has a "rap" song called nick j is off the chain.... look it up..:D
katie- did you see the jonas brothers in concert yet?
Me- um yea, but i wasn't look at anybody but Nicholas jerry jonas, and his sexiness. hes so ripped. when he took off his shirt, i melted. o ma gawd! i love him so much. he is a sexy bangin' beast! <3

Nicholas Jerry Jonas 

extreamly, amazingly hot!! makes u want to rip your clothes off.
The one most fans LOVE, and want to carry his child.
fan 1-" OMj did u hear Nicholas Jerry Jonas wears a Purity ring?"
fan 2-"Yea!! i heard thank god, this way i would know that he will be fresh out of the bag when we get married."

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016