A male who likes to destroy the female genitalia with his erect penis. He usually is bombarded with requests to impregnate the daughters of many mothers. He is an awesome guy all together, and you would be lucky to be affiliated with this fine hunk of a male. If you ever meet an Alan Ngo, you must get on your knees immediately and pray. After this has happened, he will then say "Let the twerking commence!" and you will start twerking with eachother. This is the first of a three step mating ritual. The second step is the most important part.... He will observe you closely and decide if you are worthy of being his mistress. If you pass the second step, you will be taken back to his hut and will never be heard of again.
Females- "Woah man, look! AN ALAN! Get on your knees! HURRY!"
Alan Ngo- "LET THE TWERKING COMMENCE!!!!"
etc,
Alan Ngo- "LET THE TWERKING COMMENCE!!!!"
etc,
by Urban Dictionary Definitions May 29, 2013
Mi Dang Liped Person who is asian, Has a small penis and would do anything for 25cents he likes to jerk off in Geo class
by leo789789 May 4, 2009
by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe October 31, 2017
1)To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede.
2) A series of contradictions that ends in intense rage, violence, or depression.
3) Displeasing to the eye; unsightly. "Stop giving me that Linh-Ngo stare!"
4)Very annoying or objectionable; offensive or odious:a vulgar and objectionable person.
5)A walking paradox; it is both your enemy and your friend; its ego is of enormous proportions, but its height rivals that of a lawn gnome.
6)An individual whose mouth owns the energizer bunny.
7)To dance as if one lacks muscular support in the neck. "Hey, she moves like Linh-Ngo!"
2) A series of contradictions that ends in intense rage, violence, or depression.
3) Displeasing to the eye; unsightly. "Stop giving me that Linh-Ngo stare!"
4)Very annoying or objectionable; offensive or odious:a vulgar and objectionable person.
5)A walking paradox; it is both your enemy and your friend; its ego is of enormous proportions, but its height rivals that of a lawn gnome.
6)An individual whose mouth owns the energizer bunny.
7)To dance as if one lacks muscular support in the neck. "Hey, she moves like Linh-Ngo!"
by Minh is the Man August 2, 2006
similar to the donkey punch but instead of the feces falling to the ground, the partner eats every single piece of feces regardless of the density or amount.
by rob March 8, 2005
A not so well known sex act in which the male gets his ass throttled by a well-hung ladyboy until the latter's penis is covered in wet fecal matter. The ladyboy then proceeds to smack the male's face five times creating a fecal star image similar to that found on the Vietnamese flag. After this is done, the male then finishes the job until the ladyboy ejaculates on the male's dinner. The newly made "sticky rice" is then consumed by the male to finish the ritual. This act is very popular in the Vietnamese communities of Pinellas Park and is believed to have been invented by a pioneer of the same name.
by MrKKK September 25, 2008
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by Tom-A March 11, 2004