Move on to the next woman. It's what intelligent and expirenced people tell idiotic newcomers to do, but they don't listen, and continue to pursue the same woman by giving her flowers and being nice and polite and showing good manners while she goes off and fucks some outlaw biker. Then she tells him about how good the outlaw biker was, and enventually she cries on his shoulder about how the outlaw biker treats her like shit. When and if he asks her out she tells him that she's sorry but she doesn't feel that way about him, and that she just wants to be friends.

God, I'm bitter.
"There's this girl.... blah blah blah.... and she actually looked at be... blah blah blah... I could tell she really liked me, because her eyes were open... blah blah blah blah"

"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."

"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"

"Shitcock"
by Andrew Callaway January 25, 2004
When somebody says a lame joke and dubb says next.
Boy you look ugly then hoe. Next joke please.
by Big daddy dubb December 09, 2013
Used when you find something or someone annoying, difficult, or overall dissatisfying.
Ex 1: Ugh, coworkers are being bitches today... NEXT!
Ex 2: I have a freaking cold during spring break. NEXT!!
by next3000 July 10, 2010
verb
1. To make someone behave a certain way by giving out or threatening to give out their private information (e.g. address, phone numbers) resulting in harassment

2. To make someone leave a forum by threat of revealing or actually revealing their private information
That mom tried to sell her kids' beyblades on ebay as punishment for destroying the bathtub but got nexted by 4chan.

Kurayami was forced to leave TW after being nexted.
by JaDuck February 21, 2011
verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace

Darlin', after what you did to me, I've got half a mind to next you, but I'll give you one more chance.

Girl, he's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac August 04, 2007
Term used to tell another person, thing, or object that you have dispensed with its use.

Word used to describe a situation or person or thing that you want nothing to do with.

Derived from places of employment where someone working can yell "next!" implying they are moving on from the first person and bringing on another.
Person 1: Man, that girl is such a flirt but will never date me.

Response 1: Dude you've gotta next that girl.
Response 2: Next!

Person 2: That raccoon just tried to eat my face.

Response 1: NEXT that raccoon!
by ruckster87 July 23, 2008
verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace
Darlin’, after what you did to me, I’ve got half a mind to next you, but I’ll give you one more chance.

Alysia, that guy’s really hot, but he treats me like so much shit--you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac August 08, 2007
verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace
Darlin', after what you did to me, I've got half a mind to next you, but I'll give you one more chance.

He's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac June 09, 2007

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