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19.
Term used to tell another person, thing, or object that you have dispensed with its use.

Word used to describe a situation or person or thing that you want nothing to do with.

Derived from places of employment where someone working can yell "next!" implying they are moving on from the first person and bringing on another.
Person 1: Man, that girl is such a flirt but will never date me.

Response 1: Dude you've gotta next that girl.
Response 2: Next!

Person 2: That raccoon just tried to eat my face.

Response 1: NEXT that raccoon!
by ruckster87 July 23, 2008
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1.
Used to replace phrases like, 'Oh thats some annoying girl'. It is meant to be degrade a person as though they are sub-human.
That's just some next boy i know who lives in my endz
by soulsista88 July 25, 2005
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2.
A slang term whose meaning and implication are similar to 'random', 'pointless', 'shit' (adj.), 'stupid', 'crazy', etc.

Although the word itself has no fully-feesible meaning or definition, it is commonly used in conjunction with other social slang and usually said in an informal context.

The term is usually not associated with direct offense, rather it is most commonly used to describe a past or present event in a loose social environment.
"That is some next shit."

"This assignment is next."

"Some next guy asked me for loose change."
by Daniel Tran May 08, 2006
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3.
Show on MTV where contestants go on dates and if the person doesn't meet to their standards, you can "next" them and they go to the next person.
Abby wanted to know what Daniel's hidden talent was, so he farted with his armpits and she said next.
by Momomiya Ichigo May 04, 2005
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4.
adj.
1) Weird, out of place, odd, different
2) Confusing, nonsensical
Always said with emphasis, perhaps derived from something along the lines of "This is stupid...next!"
1) "What you goin' out with her for, man? She's NEXT, yo"
2) "Yo, guy, this math problem is NEXT"
by Nadia July 09, 2004
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5.
Move on to the next woman. It's what intelligent and expirenced people tell idiotic newcomers to do, but they don't listen, and continue to pursue the same woman by giving her flowers and being nice and polite and showing good manners while she goes off and fucks some outlaw biker. Then she tells him about how good the outlaw biker was, and enventually she cries on his shoulder about how the outlaw biker treats her like shit. When and if he asks her out she tells him that she's sorry but she doesn't feel that way about him, and that she just wants to be friends.

God, I'm bitter.
"There's this girl.... blah blah blah.... and she actually looked at be... blah blah blah... I could tell she really liked me, because her eyes were open... blah blah blah blah"

"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."

"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"

"Shitcock"
by Andrew Callaway January 25, 2004
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6.
An expression used to cut someone off while they are talking; A form of disrespect to let someone know that you lack care in his/her conversation.
"Excuse me miss..." the lady replied, "Next! Boy please!"
by Dorothy Lawrence May 08, 2006
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7.
A nerdy text message sent to, or received by, another person.
That was such a next you sent me.

They are nexting each other.

He just nexted me.
by defried July 10, 2011
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