Next Level Thinking

The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.

By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022

taking it to the next level

When you shove a massive banoonis up someones ass.

You: Im gonna to be taking it to the next level bitch!
Bitch: Go for it faggot !
You: Ok wheres my banoonis !
Bitch: Oh... Fuck

by PoopChute69 October 4, 2014

next level hoe shit

Something of extreme ridiculousness.

Wow keisha really sucked my niggas dick in front of my 5 yr old. That's some next level hoe shit.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 September 19, 2017

Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based

Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.

by BCH Resident November 16, 2011

Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.

Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING

by Trishaaaaaaaa May 20, 2013

That next level top tier billygoat ish

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.

Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish

by Tha based god disciple May 27, 2012

next level bobCUT

A swanky hangout spot where hipster chefs gather to whip up fancy liquid meals while wearing ironic aprons. It's like a foodie's version of a jacuzzi party, but with ladles instead of swimsuits.

"Hey, did you see that next level bobCUT that just opened up on mainstreet?"

"kill yourself"

by knifehandler August 10, 2023