newsonlyposter 

Perjorative term for a casual listener of heavy metal music, who reveal their narrow taste in music through limited knowledge of the most talented bands in the genre. As used on the Lambgoat.com news boards.

Battle Of Mice calls it quits
Thursday, September 03, 2009

little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this

newsonlyposter by malarky2020 September 22, 2009

newshound 

Someone who spends most of his/her time compulsively reading the latest news.

Brent spends hours online, hitting the refresh button on the news blogs, because he's a newshound.

newshound by finnegan217 March 12, 2008

newshangover 

The tired and depressed feeling a person has after watching too much bad or discouraging news on television or the internet.

Graham had a "newshangover" after watching a few hours of CNBC covering the declining stock market. It dropped 300 points that day.

newshangover by John Wordsleuth March 6, 2009

kelli newson 

also known as the sweet angel,funny,loud oh and annoying at times centre of attention until her better half is in the house than he takes over the role.enjoys gagging,needs a hair style ;)

kelli newson

kelli newson by wile.e.coyote super genius February 3, 2010

Newson 

If you are called Newson you are the most elite person. Great humour, looks, style and cares about others. They do start wildin at 3am though so be careful.

“OMG THAT NEWSON BOY IS SO HOT!” - Kendall Jenner

Newson by Newson August 18, 2020

newshen 

an adjective, a nickname to someone

"hey newshen, what are you doing?"
"not much newshen"

newshen by mandobaaaby May 4, 2008

Newshounds 

A website run by crazy, whining lesbians with the mission of attacking FOX News.

Instead of changing the channel, the inhabitants of this blog are totally obsessed with FOX News. They espouse Far-Left ideals. They hate America, American values, capitalism, and the free market.

The regulars that hang out on this hate site especially spew venom towards Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Brit Hume, Laura Ingraham, and Michelle Malkin.

Ellen and Chrish are two of the dykes that run and post on Newshounds. These angry women, and others, hate FOX News.

Newshounds by Hyacinth Bucket June 30, 2008