2 definitions by finnegan217

Top Definition
The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.
"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."

"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"
by finnegan217 December 02, 2006
Someone who spends most of his/her time compulsively reading the latest news.
Brent spends hours online, hitting the refresh button on the news blogs, because he's a newshound.
by finnegan217 March 12, 2008

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