newsertainment 

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.

"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."

newsertainment by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

necksercise 

Strengthening and conditioning exercises focusing on the neck and trapezoids. Often advertised on late-night TV by people who want to be Chuck Norris. Incidentally, it is rumored that Chuck Norris has no need for necksercise.

Necksercise was invented by Al Gore.

The ninjas attacked out of nowhere. Jimmy sprung into action, instinctively attacking the warriors with his muscle-bound neck. "Don't thank me," he told the supermodels as the ninjas lay defeated. "Thank necksercise."

necksercise by Jin64 December 9, 2008

newser 

n. An emerging moniker to highlight and call attention to the peer pressure spin labels used by the press, such as berthers, truthers, rightists, tea baggers, freedumbers, right wing kooks, crackpots, whackos, wingers, goof balls, nut jobs and clowns. The intent seems to be to associate news with lose as in news=lose.

Typical newsers getting their scoop by standing behind the bull. If these bad reports keep coming in, I'm going to news it... That Brendan is such a newser, always hanging around the locker rooms trying to eavesdrop on gossip.

newser by phozner September 15, 2009

fake newsery 

The willful ignorance of the Main Stream Media that turns a blind eye to actual truth in exchange for a perversion of truth that they in turn sell to the American public like a $10 dollar trollop in order to disseminate disinformation and/or false narratives.

CNN was once called 'the most trusted named in news,' before they blew their credibility to smithereens with totally biased and pathetic news reporting, fake polls, and overall fake newsery.

fake newsery by JonathanWinters February 19, 2017

Necksersize 

When your neck is so fat that you need to lose weight.

He is so fat he needs to Necksersize

Necksersize by Jrock45 February 25, 2022

newseriesits 

when you or someone you know start a new show (mostly on streaming services like netflix and disney +) and cannot shut up about it for at the very least 2 weeks.

"he can't stop talking about Stranger Things on Netflix, they must have newseriesits".

newseriesits by Additional Air July 31, 2022