NewarkReady

1. Not ready. At all.
2. The most unfortunate hashtag ever.

1. The steak said "Moo!" when I jabbed it. It was NewarkReady.

2. Man, I'm NewarkReady for this frontal lobotomy.

NewarkReady by M. Trips August 21, 2021

neways 

a shortened form of saying "anyway".

can also be spelled: "newayz"

adverb: 1. used to continue or resume the thread of a story or account. In any case; at least.
2. used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

"I don't know what happened to it; neways, it's gone"

"yeah..so neways.... what's up?"

neways by qtpie16000 December 25, 2007

Newark Flu 

A multisystemic disease indigenous to homeless and jobless tribal populations in Newark, New Jersey consisting of HIV and at least two variations of hepatitis, most commonly HEP B and C.

Yo dawg, don't touch that nigga, he got dat newark flu.

Sumbady cawl a ambalamps, dat dirty hoe got da newark flu...

Newark Flu by bootyclap189 April 29, 2011

Newark-on-Trent

An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.

Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.

Jamie is lying to you.

Newark-on-Trent by 180246 September 5, 2016

newark 

Largest city in NJ. Located in North Jersey, it has a suprisingly large and clean airport. Newark started out as a very industrial city and used to have a higher population. Now Newark is what you would call ghetto, not as bad Camden but still a high crime rate. I wish they would clean it up and stop the gang violence cause New Jersey is in need of a thriving metropolis.

I love NJ but we should clean up Newark,Trenton, and Camden.

newark by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

Mr. Newara 

A term used to describe a very smart person, or the. "ultimate being." "Mr. Newaras" can be seen fighting back unfair GameStop prices and teaching high school level math all at the same time. They are also known to be "Fortnite gods" by the youth, where some of their skills include: being able to perform the default dance flawlessly, being able to spot a midget flossing from miles away with their hawk-like vision, having qualities of always knowing what they are doing, and shockingly resembling Sherman from Phineas and Ferb. People can be seen flocking to Mr. Newaras in cult like fashions, usually asking for help with their math homework.

Oh dude, did you see that Mr. Newara get the Victory Royale? That guy's been looking like a chug jug lately.

Mr. Newara by PreyTheGeyAwey May 6, 2019