3 definitions by PreyTheGeyAwey
by PreyTheGeyAwey May 6, 2019
A term used to describe a very smart person, or the. "ultimate being." "Mr. Newaras" can be seen fighting back unfair GameStop prices and teaching high school level math all at the same time. They are also known to be "Fortnite gods" by the youth, where some of their skills include: being able to perform the default dance flawlessly, being able to spot a midget flossing from miles away with their hawk-like vision, having qualities of always knowing what they are doing, and shockingly resembling Sherman from Phineas and Ferb. People can be seen flocking to Mr. Newaras in cult like fashions, usually asking for help with their math homework.
Oh dude, did you see that Mr. Newara get the Victory Royale? That guy's been looking like a chug jug lately.
by PreyTheGeyAwey May 6, 2019
The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.
by PreyTheGeyAwey May 12, 2019