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New York douche

A former NYC resident, transplanted to another city who incessantly talks about how things were done in NYC. Additionally they will often wear clothing with some kind of NYC reference while making NYC-centric statements.
"In New York City, people aren't afraid to jam into elevators, unlike here..." (while wearing a t-shirt with a logo from a NYC subway line). New York douche.
New York douche by winterlight September 14, 2009
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New Jersey douchebag 

A man who has his hair cut short. Is physically built. Is a mama’s boy and tough guy at the same time. Probably Italian. Obnoxious as fuck and wants to argue or fight with you. Thinks they are entitled. Does not mind their own business. Gives their point of view without consent. Annoyingly follows you around. Cocky ass motherfucker
The easiest way to pick a fight with a New Jersey douchebag is to attack his mother, fast

Nerdouche 

When a dude is simultaneously super nerdy and a huge douchebag.
That booger miner with the white loafers is a huge nerdouche.
Nerdouche by bananadaiquiri May 7, 2009

neodouchetarian 

Libertarians (eg. Neolibertarians) are douchebags. Nuff said.
He's a neolibertarian, therefore a douchebag; a "neodouchetarian" if you will.
neodouchetarian by Graaviityy June 10, 2017

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026