newbian

The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)

Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

newbian by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

Brand-Newbian 

In ancient Egypt, when a pyramid-building slave died, they would just get another slave to replace him, usually from Nubia.

Aliens didn't build the pyramids, millions and millions of slaves did; when one died, they were easily replaced with a brand-newbian!

Brand-Newbian by responsible November 9, 2014

newbians 

The "New" Blacks (African-Americans, Nubians) that are actually of direct mixed race background.(One Caucasian parent), but is brown/dark brown complected. No one knows he/she is a Newbian until they meet other members of their family. This is becoming the "New" generation of Black folks spawned by Whites.

Shemar Moore, actor, is a Newbian. Halle Berry was a Newbian.

"I did not know you were a Newbian! You could 'pass' as the "Traditional" black!"(Both parents are Black).

newbians by K.D.--Not Lang!! March 18, 2005

newbian

(Noun) The name of a peoples who can be descbribed as new or unskilled (see newb). This word originated in some MMORPG, this is commonly used in games such as Warcraft, Diablo, Counterstrike, and Lineage: The Blood Pledge.

"For fuck sake dude, stop being such a newbian!"

newbian by Ryan March 30, 2004

newbian

a female with newly embraced homosexual tendencies.

jenny shector, season one.

a - I thought she had a boyfriend?
b - HAD a one.. I think she's a newbian..

newbian by cj hilton October 24, 2010

newbian

Of or relating to the Newbian kind.

All hail the King Newbian~

newbian by Seroquel Fiend April 15, 2003

newbian swan princess 

A person who has noob-like qualities, but does so in a graceful, and almost pathetic or sickening manner.

"I see you just lost your ear to a level 6 hammer pali, you newbian swan princess. I pity you and your household."

newbian swan princess by "Frollo, Lord of Destruction" April 21, 2008