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The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)
Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 06, 2003
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The "New" Blacks (African-Americans, Nubians) that are actually of direct mixed race background.(One Caucasian parent), but is brown/dark brown complected. No one knows he/she is a Newbian until they meet other members of their family. This is becoming the "New" generation of Black folks spawned by Whites.
Shemar Moore, actor, is a Newbian. Halle Berry was a Newbian.

"I did not know you were a Newbian! You could 'pass' as the "Traditional" black!"(Both parents are Black).
by K.D.--Not Lang!! March 18, 2005
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(Noun) The name of a peoples who can be descbribed as new or unskilled (see newb). This word originated in some MMORPG, this is commonly used in games such as Warcraft, Diablo, Counterstrike, and Lineage: The Blood Pledge.
"For fuck sake dude, stop being such a newbian!"
by Ryan March 30, 2004
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a female with newly embraced homosexual tendencies.
jenny shector, season one.

a - I thought she had a boyfriend?
b - HAD a one.. I think she's a newbian..
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Of or relating to the Newbian kind.
by Seroquel Fiend April 15, 2003
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