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A beautiful and angelic girl with high intellect. She will do anything for anyone she loves. She’s very loyal and will always be there for you no matter what. But, if you get on her bad side you should definitely look out. She always has high marks and is Kind to anyone she meets.
“She’s such a Nettie!”
Nettie by jewelsweetie November 21, 2018
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a knottie nettie 

an old womans pussy, in need and looking for cock, looks knarled, and the lips are purple from anger.

Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!

oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!

nettie potting 

When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.
Nettie potting not recommended for clearing sinuses.
nettie potting by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011

netted dolphin 

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)
I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.
netted dolphin by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008
(1) To have lost a cuss battle without a comeback
(2) To put a fish net over a small child's head
(3) Laxatives in a shopping trolley whilst dancing to the agadoo
Dave:You Just Got netted Mate!
Bob: :/ Hmmm...
NETTED!
netted by gashmedizzle October 7, 2008

Sky-netted 

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.
The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

or

Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

or

Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!
To be nettled is to be pissed off by someone or something.
Oh! That assclown has got me so nettled.
nettled by Just some dude... January 18, 2016