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nelsheimers 

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.
Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.
nelsheimers by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016
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Neheimiah 

Nehemiah is a name for someone who is very wise and knowledgeable about life. A Nehemiah tends to be philosophical. However, he is not showy about is intelligence. He only let it known to people who he loves.
Lets play Neheimiah!
Neheimiah by Carterjen March 3, 2021

nelsheimers 

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.
Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.
nelsheimers by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016

newsheimers 

/n(y)o͞ozˌhīmərz/
1. Used to describe an imaginary affliction suffered by journalists, reporters, or mainstream news outlets to forget about things that they have written or published in the past that contradicts or disproves articles that they have written at a later date.

2. Also used in the same context to describe information that may be important to the subject that is being written or talked about but is left out, typically to push a certain narrative.
1. The writer that wrote about objectifying women must have newsheimers since he wrote later about how the actress has gained too much weight.

2. It's clear the news organisation has newsheimers when they talked about terrorism statistics, but left out the 'September 11th' attacks in the USA.
newsheimers by BleuSkiddew May 3, 2017
To be a Nasheim means your caring and you treat others better then you treat your self your all about money and never played games about your money
Nasheim is a great helping student
Nasheim by anonymous November 21, 2023
Nasheim is a very determined individual. They love to make others laugh and are very strong and persuasive about their beliefs. Nasheim struggles to trust and love others but when they do you’ll know it. Nasheim loves deeply and in a way that is hard for some to understand. If you find a Nasheim that loves you right you are very lucky. They are also very protective of those they love and others know not to test them. Nasheim is a very complicated person who deserves so much love and may not have been shown enough of it throughout their life. Nasheim, what a beautiful name for someone so complex.
I love Nasheim.
nasheim by Moonmoo July 8, 2024