nerd gland Share definition Flag The gland of a human that stores all information that is considered nerdy. "The great Cataclysm may be at an end, but the power of the dragon aspects will always live with you here *points towards the nerd gland*" nerd gland by looktokid November 6, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the nerd gland mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch