(unit of measure)(Ne-l'\ee/) A unit of measure that determines how bored a person is, usually in school. One Neli equals about 1/3 of a suicidal thought.

Formula for calculating Nelis:
Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times).

T/B = N

Ryan Nelis' Hair style!

Vaginally inserting a surge protector until the clitoris is stimulated then plug it in to zap that bitch

anally or vaginally inserting a surge protector until reaching that person reaches climax then zapped when plugged in

an illness which results in the victim developing an obsession of trumpets, a classic sign of someone with nellis-syndrome is if they try and sell goods for discount prices. e.g coke

an illness which results in the victim developing an obsession of trumpets, a classic sign of someone with nellis-syndrome is if they try and sell goods for discount prices. e.g coke

only worn by true pittsburgh steelers fans, these underpants consist of gold markings on the front, markings on the back that can range from a black to a brown, and on the bottom consisting of both. can usually be found at the top of the dirty laundry pile the day after a big game, or more commonly still on the yinzer when he wakes up.