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To 'not even laugh inwardly', the honest version of LOL
- What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent feat. Nickelback
- NELI
NELI by RiffMcNasty December 9, 2012
Related Words
neli Nelia nelin nelid Nelina nelipot Nelith Neliah nelida Nelimah
(unit of measure)(Ne-l'\ee/) A unit of measure that determines how bored a person is, usually in school. One Neli equals about 1/3 of a suicidal thought.

Formula for calculating Nelis:
Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times).

T/B = N
Shana spent 44 minutes in Science class, and stared out the window 4 times.

4/44 = 11 Ne
11 Nelis
Neli by Hackermeyer April 2, 2009
that girl is a neli.
neli by jast69 August 18, 2010
nickname of a mentally ill girl with daddy issues who simps for DILFs and is gay
Omg her nickname really should be neli because shes so mentally ill!
neli by spacewhor August 26, 2021
She's a fucking bitch who nobody likes. Self obssesed because she doesn't realise how extremly fucking ugly she is. People normaly want to dig out their eyes when they see Neli.
person1: who's that ugly slut?
person2: oh it's Neli, the girl who nobody likes
Neli by lol772628 November 22, 2021
Neli is the best friend in this world. She is very kind and understanding, she may not know how to calm you down well in a stressful situation, but you still know that she does care about you. neli may had a bitter childhood but she doesn't reveal it to anyone except her very close people. she loves spending time with her friends, loves ice cream and hates school, she loves summer and goes quiet when sad. if you have neli as a friend youre lucky, take care of her.
-neli is the best!

-OMG YES!
neli by yeokisan April 13, 2023