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English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
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NateDaPlayer 

NateDaPlayer is a Roblox Exploiter with over 1k Subscribers and almost at 2k Subscribers, He Love to Cuddle with Blankets and thinks about a female fan of his and cuddles the blanket like if the female was actually there
NateDaPlayer is a good Youtuber.
NateDaPlayer by Nikold December 4, 2020
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Usually on Chatroulette, a new random stranger chat site, when someone clicks the "next" button almost instantly after seeing your face or webcam. The most common nexted individuals are males.
So this guy was whackin' it on Chatroulette, so I nexted him real fast. What a douchebag.
Nexted by anonymous90x February 25, 2010
When one shot (Of raspberry smirnoff vodka) and half a beer gets you shitfaced making you throw up everywhere, naked. You also tend to run around a ping pong table endlessly while hitting on T8.
YO HE GOT TOTALLY NATED LAST NIGHT
Are you the T8 with tits or without tits.
Nated by MIKE LITORIS December 28, 2014

natedogg take 

A horrendous take/opinion that is unnecessary and comes off as trying to be different
Me : whos your favorite avenger?
You : antman
Me : bro thats a natedogg take
natedogg take by Walter the white December 16, 2022

Nested dream 

When you awake in another dream, and think it's reality.
I awoke because of earthquake ruining my house, then I saw in window two bycicles riding on rainbow, I was not sure if I'm still dreaming or not. Then I awoke for real and realized it was nested dream… it looked so real!
Nested dream by Antoxa June 14, 2011

Robins Nested 

When a girl teases a guy so much that he gets so turned on and his balls start to hurt... because nothing happens

robins nest = blue eggs = blue balls
Nerissa didn't let Marc finish he got robins nested
Robins Nested by nerarc July 10, 2010