Nearsighted Date 

As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.

"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"

"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."

"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."

Nearsighted Date by bunn28 January 4, 2010

rearsighted 

A. Inability to see past someone's physical attributes, particularly the derriere. B. Particularly fond of the ass.

Man: Check her out!
Friend: She's not very pretty, dude.
Man: I'm rearsighted, man.

rearsighted by Memphotank June 19, 2010

Nearsighted Gynecologist 

Having to be very close to a vagina or a butt.

Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.

Nearsighted Gynecologist by Phoneix86 May 6, 2018

'app'nyaright 

phonetically-impared short version to "it happens, you're right". the origins of the expression date from the 20s in rural Northern Scotland. it is barely used these days. used to convey agreement.

A: i fucking hate that bitch. she can be such a hellraiser sometimes

B: 'app'nyaright

'app'nyaright by mr. bellend October 8, 2010

nearsightedness 

adj.

Used to describe someone who looks at things biased, without taking into consideration the grander scope of things. Focusing on one point, and sticking with it, oblivious to other factors effecting the situation.

So and so blamed another person for flaming whilest that person was only defending ones self. So and so was demonstrating nearsightedness by not fully understanding the entire situation.

nearsightedness by Jeff560-54653 January 2, 2006

Nearsightedness 

Means you can’t see shit in front of you

Bae you are so nearsighted.
You can’t see that I’m leaving you for hamalton.
Nearsightedness means you are oblivious and dumb.

Nearsightedness by Currying.peas January 21, 2022

Naright-whatevs  

slang term for alright whatever

Naright-whatevs can we change the subject.

Naright-whatevs by Alex Marino October 14, 2007