neal\'d 

When you buy hardware for your computer and it dies about a day later.

1.When you buy a SATA card with RAID and you set it up and then it dies when your friend comes over.

2. A motherboard has a power voltage leakage which causes the CMOS to reset on bootup.

Sentence use:
omG lolz your shitbox (tm) has been neal\'d 11001.

neal\'d by Deadly Pansy April 26, 2005

Neal’d 

To give a false sense of hope and perfection until it is ripped away at the last second.

First used by Good Mythical Morning host Rhett McLaughlin about his host Link (Charles Neal.

“It was almost perfect, and then he Neal’d it.”

Neal’d by Bringingbacksockswithsandals January 16, 2020

shaquille o'neal space dunk 

When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.

I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.

shaquille o'neal space dunk by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010

James Neal's Disease 

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

James Neal's Disease by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

The real deal Shaquille O'Neal 

When something is legit af

Dang son, that graffiti artist is "The real deal Shaquille O'Neal".

Yeah I get it, Steve Jobs is great, always wore the same thing... But the fact that those turtle necks were designed by Issey Miyake, that's some real deal Shaquille O'Neal shit.

The real deal Shaquille O'Neal by REALDEALShaquilleONeal August 24, 2022

Demi and Neal 

1. Cute couple
2. Amazing together
3. The present tense of being sexy or beautiful

"Wow look at them they are so demi and neal!"

Demi and Neal by Yourassisgrass December 22, 2008

dirty neal 

taking a shit playing with it going up and down in your ass, while masturbating at the same time

We were waiting for him and he was doing a dirty Neal.

dirty neal by Snake eyes June 5, 2014