Nigger Navigation 

Generally a driver of African descent who doesn't feel the need to wait in traffic like everyone else and will drive around the line of traffic and cut in front of someone who has waited for their turn in line.

Instead of waiting in line in the turning lane, Quantavious decided to drive around and cut in front of someone closer to the light. Shithweena was so impressed by Quantavious' driving improvisation, she praised him by saying, "That was some good nigger navigation right there! We be at duh club quicker now!"

Nigger Navigation by Tongue Too Wide for Mouth March 22, 2009

Parent of the year nomination 

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.

After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

or

Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.

Parent of the year nomination by Officeslacker January 9, 2008

Drunk Navigation 

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.

dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

Drunk Navigation by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016

magpie navigation

A method by which some users choose their path through websites, i.e., by clicking on the "shiny" buttons and links, with little regard for the information architecture or existing navigation hierarchy.

We made the happy path buttons larger and bright blue to facilitate magpie navigation.

magpie navigation by jfkelley March 20, 2013

Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination 

Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".

I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.

Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination by Valha11aAwaits September 16, 2011

navigationalist 

one who can navigate anywhere, place,or thing

How did we get here so fast. Just ask Seku he's a navigationalist.

navigationalist by S.N8TION June 15, 2009

nagivation

The behavior made by a car-mounted or hand-held GPS navigation system when you fail to make a turn or otherwise leave the precalculated route. Typically this is done by endlessly saying "Recalculating..." and "Turn here" each side street you pass.

Man, I hate that nagivation system. All it ever does is "Recalculating..." "recalculating...", so I threw it out the window and told it "Recalculate THIS!"

nagivation by deathsaurus August 31, 2011