Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.

Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

Past Nastification by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008

Nastification 

The act of having sex

This whole thing is too much 16 candels: can't we just skip it, and go right to the Nastification.

Past-Nastification ... act of having had sex in the past ... mostly used if time travel is involved

Nastification by MAD-Roger October 6, 2006

past nastification

Sexual intercourse that happend in the past.

Dude 1: Dude, I think your past nastification may have some repercutions.

Dude 2: I did do the nasty in the pasty.

past nastification by Biggie Brown November 24, 2006

Nastification 

To make something nasty. To nastify. The act of being nasty.

In a crued act of nastification, he pissed in Joe's beer and came in Laura's soup.

Nastification by cmaze February 20, 2005

nastification 

The process of turning a joint or blunt into a useless nub, surviving only on the merits of its former glory.

As in, "Dude, hit that shit at your own risk. Its gone through some serious nastification."

nastification by Phillop Stevenson May 2, 2009

Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.

I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks

Empty Notifications by Chuplis July 16, 2009

rainin' notifications 

Rainin' notifications means getting multiple notifications on your device at the same time

Person 1: What's that noise?
Person 2: My phone's rainin' notifications and I can't turn 'em off

rainin' notifications by Tumblerocket May 4, 2017