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natearded 

1. a mix of the words nate; in this case meaning prude, and retarded; meaning stupid. it could be used to describe a fail moment

2. someone who is prude and stupid
3. a really fail moment that involves something sexual
4. someone that has "prude ears" (meaning they're prude)
guy 1: dude! she just came up and kissed u! wtf? why did u just push her away?!?! u r so natearded.
guy 2: o shut up.
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When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage.
John, your netarded! Google it!
netarded by QuietDean April 25, 2005
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NAStarded 

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.
Driving in circles is a sport? You are so NAStarded!
NAStarded by Person With Sense February 7, 2010

Netarded Rigger 

Someone who's black, retarded, and fucking annoying.
(example, Tyronejaquaviontaviousmocrillonioustilloncycrillionshacrease Bartholomew-June)

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026