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Johnny Nastypants 

Gender-specific description of a dirty person. Exemplified by those unmotivated to avoid becoming so or escaping from.
Look at that Johnny Nastypants takin' a dump in that overflowing porta potty.
Johnny Nastypants by zedebsky June 15, 2004

Young Nasty Man 

Rival and Arch-Nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy's! They later join forces to create the greatest band the world has ever seen, Tenacious D. Has the power of flight, and can kill a Yak from over 200 yards away...with mind bullets!
Wonderboy and Young Nasty Man killed the Hydra by slicing it's throat, and grabbing its scroat.
Young Nasty Man by the "D" May 17, 2006

Crusty NastyAnus 

The remainder of goop left over from a massive shit that plopped into the toilet, causing the poo, pee, vomit, bacteria, menstrual blood, and whatever else is in your toilet at the time to spew up into your anus, leaving you with a dripping mixture of FUN.
Sam:Yesterday I let go of a perfect 'S'!

Joe: AWESOME!

Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus
Crusty NastyAnus by Fracktard January 6, 2012

nastynancy 

A slang term for butthole secretions. Generally used when engaging “baby talk” with adults that were diagnosed with Fucktardism as infants...
Did you nastynancy your pants again, after I told you to try and nastynancy before we started this session?!?!?!
nastynancy by IAmSofaKingWeTarDid February 22, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026