Peroni Nastro Azzurro 

A Premium Lager made from Barely Malt, Italian Maize, and Hops.

Has an Alcohol content of 5.1% alc./vol.

Peroni Nastro Azzurro is brewed by Birra Peroni in Rome, Italy.

The name means "Blue Ribbon" in Italian, in honor of the Blue Riband won by Italian ocean liner SS Rex in 1933.

- Wikipedia

Frankie: Mike why do you drink Peroni Nastro Azzurro?

Mike: Because it tastes like a quality Lager, has little to no after taste, and smells like a dead Skunk.

Frankie: Ew! dead Skunk, how can that be appealing?

Mike: Well it's damn appealing if you love the smell of dead Skunk, and it just so happens that I do, so piss off and let me enjoy my delicious stinky beer!

Peroni Nastro Azzurro by SushiGoblin January 27, 2013

nostrologist 

A person to which one goes to in order to ensure a healthy and prosperous pair of nostrils. At the nostrologist, one can get a nostrilectomy, a nostril cleaning, or nostril pastic surge, to rid oneself of unsightly hairs and nostril blemishes.

Ken Zhao needs to go the the nostrologist.

The nostrologist is good fun for the whole family!

nostrologist by dr. C. Nostril Nostronomous October 17, 2007

nostroliosis 

the flaring of the nostrils, especially when making the "kiss" face. (in pictures, etc.) very unattractive.

"ew. your nostroliosis is acting up"
"sorry its not my fault, you wanted to take the picture"

nostroliosis by sungynungydrape December 20, 2011

nostrologist 

A place where one goes to get their nostrils checked out by a professional in order to prevent serious medical diseases including cancer of the nostril, inflamation of the nostril hair follicles, and occasionally, to get the nostril hairs trimmed.

O hurray, today i must go to the nostrologist go get a nostrilectomy. That way i can fight people-killing diseases like nostrilitus.

nostrologist by a concerned citizen ii March 5, 2007

Nastrogen

Someone so butt ugly or (nastro), usually of the opposite sex that you wouldn't even poke them with a 10 foot pole for a million US dollars

Damn that bitch is DIRT nastrogen!

Nastrogen by gluckotron June 18, 2011

Nastroversy 

A phrase which describes the controversial marketing of Nas, by his record label "Def Jam".

Both of Nas's Def Jam releases have caused more than enough Nastroversy.

Nastroversy by thegothamprotagonist November 19, 2007

Nasthole 

A person who is nasty in their appearance, mannerisms, barely intelligible utterances, personal hygiene and/or behaviors who is also a boorish asshole, yet is either unaware or unconcerned of the unpleasant effect they have on those around them; for example, Ted Nugent.

Person A: Would you please give me an apple.
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Hey, man, did you just spit on my apple before polishing it on the seat of your shit-stained pants?

Person B: Yeah, so what's your point? (takes large bite of apple)
Person A: You are a complete Nasthole.

Nasthole by Nova Scrotia August 1, 2013