nostrologist 

A person to which one goes to in order to ensure a healthy and prosperous pair of nostrils. At the nostrologist, one can get a nostrilectomy, a nostril cleaning, or nostril pastic surge, to rid oneself of unsightly hairs and nostril blemishes.

Ken Zhao needs to go the the nostrologist.

The nostrologist is good fun for the whole family!

nostrologist by dr. C. Nostril Nostronomous October 17, 2007

nostrologist 

A place where one goes to get their nostrils checked out by a professional in order to prevent serious medical diseases including cancer of the nostril, inflamation of the nostril hair follicles, and occasionally, to get the nostril hairs trimmed.

O hurray, today i must go to the nostrologist go get a nostrilectomy. That way i can fight people-killing diseases like nostrilitus.

nostrologist by a concerned citizen ii March 5, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016