Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.

Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

Past Nastification by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008

Get merch

Get the Past Nastification mug.

See more merch

nasticity

A noun labeling extreme situations of being nasty, foul, repugnant, repulsive, and/or causing a vomitous reaction. Commonly reserved for describing events bringing about a dry-heaving response at the very least.

"The nasticity of her yeast infection failed to reveal itself before he realized that it wasn't cottage cheese in his mouth".

nasticity by rockford November 6, 2006

Get merch

Related Words

Nastiiii • nastified • Nastification • NASTIFICACIOUS • Nastilicious • Nasticious • nasticism • nasticity • Nastilious • nastisist

NASTIFICACIOUS

A pseudosophisticated slangism for nasty. Used by the group Shylo

Ooh she did what? that was nastificacious!

NASTIFICACIOUS by Paradox August 2, 2004

Get merch

Nastification

The act of having sex

This whole thing is too much 16 candels: can't we just skip it, and go right to the Nastification.

Past-Nastification ... act of having had sex in the past ... mostly used if time travel is involved

Nastification by MAD-Roger October 6, 2006

Get merch