AKA: West Nasty; The most redneck school you will ever encounter. Also, located in the middle of an incredibly hick town: Callahan, Florida. Everybody knows everybody and you ain’t get away with nothin
Other schools: Who are we playing in football today?
Their coach: West Nassau High School, put your cowboy hats on boys
Their coach: West Nassau High School, put your cowboy hats on boys
by pancakesandbacon April 13, 2020
A wonderful and fun fucking place where the great ( yeah, O.K.) civil servant, better known as PIGS can't make a propper arrest. So what they do is plant stuff on you, or co-erce you or beat you , basicaly do "Whatever" it takes to make an arrest.(A groupe of funky flunkies in uniform)
I just got back from the 8th precient nassau where i told them about a real murder.
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!
Until the detective crawled out from under his desk, I thought the place was empty!
by mavros April 24, 2006
The Nassau is a type of wager in golf that is essentially three separate bets. Money is wagered on the best score on each of the front nine (holes 1–9), back nine (holes 10–18), and total 18 holes. The Nassau is one of golf's most classic and best known wagers. It is also known by the size of the bets, e.g. "2-2-2" or "5-5-5", etc. Enhancements to the rules include a Nassau Press (bet) and the Hog Press, Renaming for convenience is common at various clubs when rules are adjusted to suit club demographics. The Usual (bet) is one example. The purpose is to avoid explaining the basic rules including applicable Junk (bets) over and over to the same damn clowns who just can’t remember (or pretend not to remember) the rules of the game.
Golfer 1 - Gents, I have a suggestion. Let’s play a traditional $5 Nassau today, sound good?
Golfer 2 – Oh my God…you’re such a fuckin’ pussy with this $5 Nassau shit…fine…whatever!!
Golfer 2 – Oh my God…you’re such a fuckin’ pussy with this $5 Nassau shit…fine…whatever!!
by Just another clown June 19, 2020
The Nassau Press is a side bet, in addition to the original bet, offered during a Nassau match by the side that is losing in an effort to even their money for either the front nine, back nine or overall. If the player who "presses" (offers the press) then beats his opponent over the remaining holes on a given nine or the overall, he wins the press bet. In effect it is a double-or-nothing proposition. When a side/overall is two or more points down in the match, they may request a press. The opposition has the option to accept or reject the press, although it is usually accepted. See Hog Press for a variation to these rules.
The press bet runs for only the remaining holes to be played on either the front nine, back nine holes or overall. In addition, a press on overall (the entire 18 holes) by the losing opponent will continue throughout the match as a new bet even up at the time of the press. For true junkies, Press bets can themselves be pressed if the player falls two points behind on the press bet. The amount of the press bet is the same as the original match bet. For example, in a $2 Nassau, presses are for $2. This is basically a double-or-nothing proposition for the player in the lead.
The press bet runs for only the remaining holes to be played on either the front nine, back nine holes or overall. In addition, a press on overall (the entire 18 holes) by the losing opponent will continue throughout the match as a new bet even up at the time of the press. For true junkies, Press bets can themselves be pressed if the player falls two points behind on the press bet. The amount of the press bet is the same as the original match bet. For example, in a $2 Nassau, presses are for $2. This is basically a double-or-nothing proposition for the player in the lead.
Losing Team – Ok, we’re 2 down so we’re calling a Nassau Press…good luck gentleman, may the best team win!
Leading Team – Ha! They don’t call us Ice and Black Jack for nothing! Kiss that money goodbye suckers!! Heck we went 73 and 74 in Four Ball Finals 5 years ago…best rounds of the year…on the same day!!
Leading Team – Ha! They don’t call us Ice and Black Jack for nothing! Kiss that money goodbye suckers!! Heck we went 73 and 74 in Four Ball Finals 5 years ago…best rounds of the year…on the same day!!
by Just another clown June 21, 2020