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narwhal bacon 

“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.
Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.
narwhal bacon by ADanteM September 18, 2013
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When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.
You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

bacon narwhal 

a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.
Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....
bacon narwhal by Taylen Spicer October 17, 2013

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight 

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.
The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight 

a meme originating from Reddit. has no defined meaning apart from trying to make you sound cool
n00b: the narwhal bacons at midnight!

everyone else: STFU!

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026