1. An erection lasting longer than need. 2. An erection that is noticable and unwanted.
1. Suzy was too tired to continue having anal sex, leaving Jimmy with a Narwhal erection

2. Bobby say Jessie walking home from school one day with VERY short shorts on. He had a Narwhal and tried to cover it with his school books
by Jolly Giant Leprachuan March 18, 2010
*Verb* Na-r-wa-ll Present: Narwhal Past: Narwhalled

The act of unexpectedly kicking a female in the vagina and yelling "NARWHAL!" either before or after the kick.

This can happen suddenly while in conversation or by walking up and performing it.

This act may come from either a male or female, but males find much more joy and humor in it.
EXAMPLE 1:
Girl: Hi Georges! How are you?
Boy: Oh hey Lisa, I'm great. How are you?
Girl: Oh I'm pretty good myse-
Boy (Unexpectedly): NARWHAL! *Kicks*


EXAMPLE 2:

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, yesterday Noah narwhalled me! It hurt so fricking bad!

Girl 2: Oh I know! I got narwhalled by John today. He narwhalled me so hard that I was lifted off the ground and his shoe got stuck!
by Roberto Miller November 03, 2008
Narwhal, the sluts of the sea, they use their long horn to fuck other sea creatures. They are constantly horny (hence the incredibly long horn) they are not picky and will sometimes gang up to fuck some unsuspecting sea creature.
Yo dude, back off, stop being such a narwhal
by Johan Hedberg April 14, 2005
A narwhal is a whale, with a horn, witch is actually a tooth, it can have 2 of them, and it eats shrimps
A narwhal is a Beautiful Animals
via giphy
by Magic Diamond June 02, 2016
A narwhal is a whale, with a horn, witch is actually a tooth, it can have 2 of them, and it eats shrimps
A narwhal is a Beautiful Animals
via giphy
by Magic Diamond June 02, 2016
A narwhal is a whale with a horn, which is actually a tooth and it can have two of them. And it eats corpses!

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The narwhal Is The MOST beautiful Thing In The Planet!
via giphy
by Magic Diamond June 27, 2016
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