narsing

rubbing your male genitalia (narso in Portuguese) against a male friend or coworker without making eye contact with the victim or giving previous notice.

"I was sitting at my desk when Jeremy surprised me from behing by leaning his dick against my elbow. Classic narsing!"

by Narso257 March 6, 2019

narse

A narcissist; some who has an extremely large ego; Full of themselves

The narse thinks everybody like her.

by The Knower Of Everything June 20, 2007

narse

a British spelling for nars, an abbreviated form of narsty (root word: nasty)

"My god, did you see that bloke?"
"Indeed, he was totally narse"

by shopaholic123 November 22, 2009

narse

A person who is a bit of a moron. Usually used in association with a P.

What a narse. A P-narse.

by Jus January 10, 2003

scratching narse

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful

"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."

by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005

pee-narse

An insult. mixture of the words penise and arse.

Mullet: What the fuck u dain ton'

Bullet Tooth tony: Driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what the fuck do you think i'm doing you pee-narse?

by RetardedBandit June 23, 2009

fuck narsed

To get extremely drunk

Lad are you game to get fuck narsed tonight or what?

by OriginalGoujon August 2, 2017