narni 

A narni is an amicable person who shares a space of Narnia with you.

"Dang that chick is hot!" "Hey! Don't talk about her like that, she's my Narni!"

narni by Lil rik February 4, 2014

Narni-ock 

The fantasy world/ secret dimension where all missing socks go following a complete cycle in the dryer, never to be seen again. Frequently will happen to favorite or new pairs.

Friend #1: "Kevin put his favorite pair of dress socks in the dryer and only one came out. Now he has a drawer full of socks and none of them match!"

Friend #2: "It must have passed into the Kingdom of Narni-ock"

Narni-ock by LISW February 24, 2009

don-narni

Ghetto talk for a brilliant vagina, as though it is the don of the punani aka, vaginas. Used as a humourous way to describe some nice lady parts.

John : yo you know that gyal I hit last week ?
Sam : yea what about her?
John : she had the don-narni.

'Hey I heard that girl shorna had the don-narni '

don-narni by downfothelols November 19, 2011

floppy narni

When a man is running and his narnia bounces around.

Dad came running downstairs with his floppy narni.

floppy narni by Tabatha Parker April 27, 2007

nani the fuck 

The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.

Bob: "We must commence this battle by vigorously shaking our booty"
Tom: "Nani the fuck?"

nani the fuck by zeroloveforanyofyou November 6, 2017

Nanite 

Geordie slang for goodnight/nightnight most commonly used by Jade Thirlwall

Perrie: sleep well Jadey!
Jade: nanite Pez.

Nanite by Whythefucknut August 5, 2016

Nanita 

Nanita is someone who’s just fucking amazing in every way. She has her flaws, she makes mistakes, she’s human, but she makes you feel like you’re fucking floating and she puts the biggest smile on your face just by existing. She’s more forgiving than she should be and people don’t know how to treat her but she handles it with grace in forgiveness that frustrates me but I admire so much. I don’t know if she’ll ever see it but she’s beautiful and I mean jaw droppingly beautiful and cute and sexy at the same time. You don’t always agree with her and she has no idea what good rap music is but at the end of the day you love each other. She’s precious, she’s beautiful, she’s amazing, she’s worth more than the world, she’s human but she has the heart and face of an angel and she’s a blessing in every way.

Damn I’m really thankful to have Nanita in my life; fuck all the people who are mean or toxic to her.

Nanita by Tu Nugget September 24, 2018