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Narcophilia 

A paraphilia (fetish or kink) having to do with sleep. A narcophiliac may experience sexual arousal at the sight of their sleeping partner, at the feeling of being sleepy themselves, or may enjoy the idea of having sex with their partner while one or both of them is falling asleep. Narcophilia has nothing to do with death or dead bodies, though the word for the paraphilia known as "necrophilia" looks similar.
Joan: Were you getting it on with your girl while she was asleep? That's sick...
Tim: It's not what it looks like. She has narcophilia. She's down for it.
Narcophilia by moooBat September 17, 2014
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nerdophile 

someone who is attracted to nerds.
a "nerd lover"

"how can you like that total geek??? all she does is talk about experiments!"

"it's okay -- i'm a nerdophile!"
nerdophile by danielleik April 26, 2006

narcopheliac 

Someone who compulsively has sex with people while they are asleep.
I woke up last night and my girlfriend was having her way with me... what a narcopheliac.
narcopheliac by vivaviva July 23, 2010

Necrophile 

A necrophile is a person who prefers the company of the dead to the whiny, bitchy, nasty living. A necrophile does not have sex with the dead (that is a necrophiliac) and may commonly be found in cemeteries and morgues.
David is such a necrophile that he digs up people to invite to tea parties.

Samantha, being a necrophile, found it only logical to work in a morgue.
Necrophile by Tao Ti February 7, 2008

Nasophile 

Someone who is attracted to noses, usually (but not exclusively) belonging to members of the opposite sex. Male nasophiles usually seek women with noses larger, rounder, broader or otherwise more prominent than usual, for example Sarah Michelle Gellar.
"My boyfriend loves my nose"
"Are you sure he's not a nasophile?"
Nasophile by Bazonka March 13, 2009

pedo-zoo-necrophile 

a predix, which describes a person with a mental disturbance, in which he/she is attracted to premature dead animals.
Who the hell has raped this poor little dead puppy?
- It must be a pedo-zoo-necrophile!

nameophiles

People who go on urban dictionary and write descriptions of their name that make them look like gods because they have nothing better to do and no life
Person 1: ugh, I went on urban dictionary and all there is are people making themselves look like gods just because of their name

Person 2: I know right? fucking nameophiles...

Person 1: I swear these people have no life.
nameophiles by HiddenTides September 12, 2016