napa valley conception 

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013

Napa Valley PBJ 

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.

I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.

Napa Valley PBJ by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Nappy Valley 

A small town, or small subsection of a town, predominantly filled with young families and their babies, identified by the high number of cloth nappies hanging from the clotheslines.

Often filled with families from a lower economical bracket.

Nappy comes from napkin, or cloth napkin, the article used most frequently to cover the bottoms of babies before commercial disposable nappies/diapers became available.

"Where are you from?"
"I grew up in Nappy Valley."

Nappy Valley by g.blake May 4, 2014

Napa Valley Party Popper 

The Napa Valley Party Popper:
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.

"Yeah, I heard she liked wine, so I gave her the Napa Valley Party Popper."

Napa Valley Party Popper by 3rd line on the left May 21, 2021

Napa Valley Style 

The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."

I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.

Napa Valley Style by MattyOnIce February 19, 2021