napalmed

pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer into your hand, light it with a lighter and then slap someone with your hand that is on fire with hand sanitizer gel.

I pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer in my hand and then I napalmed my brother.

by icantspel April 26, 2014

the napalms

Also called the "burning squirts", though it's any crap that causes an intense burning, liquid or no.

If you hear screams of pain coming from the bathroom, someone probably has a bad case of the napalms.

by Uller June 19, 2005

Napalm

The lingering smell in the bathroom after someone takes a stinky dump.

"The bathroom reeks. I'm going to have to wait a half an hour to let it air out"
"Whats the matter? Don't you just love the smell of fresh Napalm in the mornin?"

by SomethingEpic August 5, 2021

Napalm

(v.) To hit up; to lay down for; to throw at.

I don't mean to napalm you with music, but I thought you'd like these.

You wanna napalm DC with Brett and me on Friday night?

by Lower Swan July 20, 2010

napalms

Cigarettes, usualy bad tasting and highly flameble.

She lit up some napalms to keep the cold away.

by Fawkes December 2, 2004

Napalm

A liquid shit. Usually caused by creatine or Stella Artois.

Yo i napalmed my toilet last night bro

by AssT0Grass January 23, 2020

napalmed

To lose to a player on the cruddiest, lamest, buggiest computer running Unreal Tournament.

Omg, I just got napalmed :(

by Flex January 3, 2004