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9.
Nap
A time of relaxation, not necessarily a sleep. Just a time where you can lie down and recuperate.
Im going to watch a film and nap
by PotteroftheLynne March 13, 2012
 
1.
nap
3 hours of sleep or less
Zerostar took a nap from 2pm to 5pm.
by GheTTo January 08, 2004
 
2.
Nap
A discrete term for a masturbation session.
My roommate just left for class, so I think I'm going to take a nap.
by sfzDefiner April 14, 2004
 
3.
nap
A pro re nata session of sleep. Can last as little as 10 minutes (powernap), to 3-4 hours. Not recommended for the ambitious personality, and usually frowned upon by semper fidelis types. Naps are sometimes instituted in some kindgergarten classes. Excessively long daytime naps may contribute to insomnia.
Howard: "I think i'm gonna take a nap."

Nester: "What a waste of time."

Howard: *Sleeps in bed for 2 hours*

Howard: "That was great!"
by vincent napod September 15, 2009
 
4.
Having peas in your head; Buckshots
The inability for hair to be penetrated by combs.
Thia has naps in the back of her head.
by Sheldon November 20, 2003
 
5.
NAP
Non Aggression Pact.
guy1: We should attack them!
guy2: Sorry m8, but got a NAP with them..
by psy4 May 30, 2006
 
6.
nap
often used wrongly by german computer-players for "newbie", meaning an inexperienced player of computer-games.

it is derived from:
newbie ->
noob (phonetically) ->
nub (phonetically again) ->
germans who think this should be pronounced "nap" (phonetically yet again)
Exercia is a nap.
Translates to: Exercia has no clue what she is talking about and should go back to school for some english-lesson.
by dumdidum October 07, 2004
 
7.
One of the most esteemed and ancient organizations in the modern world. The N.A.P (Notorious Ass Pirates) have but one primary function; the finding of female ass. The internet, the mall, nowhere is safe from the harsh eyes of the N.A.P. The N.A.P's scale leaves no female ass out, and tells no little white lie. The N.A.P's grading scale is as follows:

1- Flat
2- Barely Noticable
3- Average
4- Round
5- Tear-inducing

(Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.)

The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.
N.A.P rates you 1, ugly.
N.A.P rates you 5, now suck my dick.
by N.A.P July 12, 2006