Rick Santorum's dog Mahound was terrified--he was under 18 in dog years and Rick is president of NAMDLA. Santorum's previous pet Max ended up sore and covered with Santorum. His
friend Ginger did not end up with Santorum on her, but instead gave birth to the ugliest and dumbest puppies he had ever seen. The pound put them to
sleep before they could damage the country.