Nail me to the cross 

To put a beat down on a woman’s vagina usually happens during missionary

Im so horny i want him to nail me to the cross tonight.

Nail me to the cross by OTAJay December 27, 2020

< nail me > 

it means you do finger nails for a living.

on a car licence plates it sayes < nail me >, it is a way of advertise a busness .

< nail me > by r. cane July 3, 2007

Screw me sideways with a nail gun 

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

Screw me sideways with a nail gun by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008

nailme

it means you fix finger nails for a living.

on a car licence plates it sayes < nailme > ,it is away of advertiseing a busness.

nailme by r. cane July 3, 2007