Scrawny Nag

The horse you get in Red Dead Online when your horse dies. Absolute shit stats, and ugly as hell. Also known to some as "Scrawny Fag"

Bruh, I don't want Scrawny Nag.

Scrawny Nag by Oofpacitomos September 13, 2019

Scrawny Nag

A Menace to society. Devourer of worlds. The reason the once thriving, growing, and popular bustling town of Armadillo is now in dissaray and plague. One day the townsfolk decided to build a stable for everybody's fine horses, open to all and would help any sick or hurt horse. That's when an old dying sickly man rode into the fine town of armadillo on one scrawny nag. Scrawny Nag a skinny deathly cancerous horse. The old man took his horse to the stables slowly as he got closer the people of Armadillo saw the large bags under his eyes and the look of terror on his face. He gave the horse to the people of Armadillo and left. The next few days were full of death as the people got plagued with the black death and other deathly diseases.

Scrawny nag will find you.

Scrawny Nag by DogeGamer May 6, 2022

ball slapping nag 

1. A wife or girl friend who is always bitching at you

2. A rough riding horse, like in the movie "The Great Outdoors"

1. That ball slapping nag bitched at me to mow the lawn the whole time the race was on tv.

2. Hey trooper, where's that ball slapping nag you were riding on?

ball slapping nag by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008

Sat Nag 

The non-stop irritating voice emitted by a Sat Nav system when you have not gone the way IT wants you to go.

Driver "I know a quicker way, it's just down here"
Sat Nag "turn around, wrong way, don't go this way, you are wrong, I am right, turn around, cannot compute, turn around, wrong way, I am in charge, no, turn left at next junction, I make the decisions, you are wrong, I am the machine - you are merely the human, wrong way, you have errored, don't even think of switching me off, you'll get us lost if you don't turn around, wrong way, I'll drain your battery if you don't turn back......."

Sat Nag by clairem July 17, 2007

Scrawny Nag

A nasty little piece of shit. Causes many suicides a year.

Backstory:

Scrawny nag lived a very tough and rough childhood. Abused by many different parental figures growing up, he had many scars on his face and body from all the ass whoopings that he endured. During his teenage years, Scrawny Nag resorted to stealing and doing whatever he come up with in his mind due to boredom. Once scrawny nag got caught stealing from the Adam and Eve “Male Pleasurings” isle, he was sent to JDC. Scrawny was severely bullied due to being horrendously ugly. Being called names like “Freak” Scarface” and “SlowAssNigga”. Nobody wanted him when he got out. Nobody remembered him. He was lost. So that’s where the player comes in. The player unwillingly adopts scrawny out of complete pity.

My horse died and now I’m stuck with Scrawny Nag

Scrawny Nag by CloutRanger August 16, 2022

Scrawney Nag 

Scrawney Nag has a massive shlong, he takes the best backshots and gluck gluck. Is known to sometimes wear a gimp suit and ball gag.

Scrawney nag is shlangin.

Scrawney Nag by smig smugly November 25, 2021

Skag hag nag 

An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina

Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend

Skag hag nag by lolalovelace December 20, 2023