n00bspeak 

A really annoying way to spell, usually missing letters to make it "shorter". Pretty much improper typing.

n00bspeaker: so wat u say teh ohter day?
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.

n00bspeak by Darkiee August 9, 2007

n00bspace 

A myspace page that is utterly childish and n00bish. Usually occurs when users under 14 begin using myspace. Consists of:
surveys in your about me
(most)layouts with hearts in it
sparkly pictures
things falling from the top of your page

Ben: Did you see that sixth-grader's myspace?
Jill: You mean her n00bspace? What's with the falling hearts?

n00bspace by Blakeley July 2, 2007

n00bsprayer 

A person in a FPS-game which 'sprays' in a wild way with a fast firing gun (machine gun,uzi,chaingun,etc),hoping to hit someone

Omfg.. that n00b is a fucking n00bsprayer,he fires a lot,but he doesn't hit anything

n00bsprayer by N00bsprayer September 28, 2006

n00bspaz 

the spaz-juice that comes from a n00b at random times during a game.

"Ew WTF? You just got your n00bspaz all over me!"

n00bspaz by Dante Provenzano April 17, 2008