Shit n piss

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean

Hey I gotta go shit n piss, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up

by 37r9tueu May 3, 2019

shit n shower

When you take a rank dump and conceal the scent by taking a shower immediately after, leaving no one the wiser

man sallys been in the bathroom a while she must have shit n showered.

by snaketown November 14, 2006

Shit n' Glitter

Very similar to being tarred and feathered. But with hot shit, and glitter thrown at you.

Used to publicly humiliate those who have caused wrong doing.

"Did your best friend really sleep with your girlfriend?"

"Yes."

"Dude... Friends should never do that to other friends... He needs to be Shit n' Glittered. He will never do that to another person again."

"I ate hot curry 14 hours ago. Let's go."

by cherz November 9, 2005

Shit N Run

When Somebody takes a shit in your bathroom and gets it everywhere and then leaves right after

Trevor: theres Shit everywhere Johnny: looks like it was a shit n run

by cryo30 October 1, 2010

R n D Shit

R n D Shit meaning unusual, or wierd shit Random shit

Thats some proper R n D Shit

by Ash88 June 11, 2007

shits n' pieces

They type of shit that comes out in bits and pieces rather than in a single bolus. To qualify as a shits n' pieces encounter requires a minimum of five trips to the bathroom in a given day.

That bean salad was great last night but it came out in shits n' pieces all day today.

by Drooster January 15, 2007

Shit-N-Shower

when It’s Evening after dinner and you need to take a crap but you also Have to shower. No toilet paper involved thank goodness! Once you crap just hop in the shower

No toilet paper? I’ll just Shit-N-Shower

by Dentor January 17, 2020